WHACK!! FORE!! *#@!&?!

Sorry, Pal - looks like you just snap-hooked one into the deep kikuyu and stumbled across the Smitty Tour website - the home of perhaps our nation's least prestigious golf tour!

"What, pray tell, is the Smitty Tour?", you ask. Well let me tell you... it's about golf, albeit mediocre golf at best, sprinkled with good natured (and occasionally not-so-good natured) jocularity, then simmered in that kind of stew that results when brothers and uncles and cousins and friends become competitive. It's sort of a Testosterone Fest fueled on Beer!

So, if we've whetted your appetite, click on, my friend - click on and learn what can result when an idle mind is unleashed and the sheer boredom of considerably less-than-busy days causes that mind to roam free and unfettered. Perhaps you'll get a chuckle ... perhaps you'll be inspired ... perhaps you'll be totally disgusted ... or maybe you'll simply turn off your computer and walk away. It's your call, but there's a lot more on the pages to follow - if you think you're man - or woman - enough to explore.